Ask my husband to cut off the ends of 6 inch long beans, he will put the beans together and cut off all the ends to save time and we … Continue reading
I asked the hubs where the remote is because he was the last person to use it. Without looking up from his laptop, he said no. So I looked everywhere … Continue reading
Patch must be wearing invisible blinders on at all times. How else would you explain the fact that when he washes dishes, he only washes only what’s directly under the … Continue reading
After years of emptying the bread crusties in the toaster by turning it over the sink and whacking did I realize that there’s a removable crumb tray at the bottom … Continue reading
The hubs replaced our shower curtain with this one. It’s nice on the packaging and my son likes counting the little windows… Until you walk in in the middle of … Continue reading
Patch and I can work together on most things, ok, just one thing – putting together IKEA furniture. I read the manual and he puts it together. Actually, one time … Continue reading
Somehow Patch thinks that putting a letter size paper under his foot would catch all his toenails. Because you know, every clip is followed by toenails falling down obediently onto … Continue reading
Patch has been ‘seasoning’ his cast iron pan for the past week. He couldn’t pick a better time to do it other than at night with all the windows closed … Continue reading
The hubs hired a guy from a car forum to install a radio in his car. I asked him how much it costs and he said he doesn’t know. I … Continue reading
In an effort to de-clutter, my husband and I are trying to put all our clothes in our matching dressers. My husband said that he had no room. It seemed … Continue reading
I thought recently after Patch said I nag too much… just maybe… If men (I had to put men in general so that it’s not like I’m singling him out) … Continue reading
If you want to find my husband, just follow the trail of socks on the floor or lights that are left on during the day.
It’s not hard to hide things from the hubs, just move it an inch from his line of sight.
When Patch is done with his cup of water, rather than rinsing it, he throws it in the dirty pot of oily water soaking in the sink… causing me three … Continue reading
I’ve asked Patch to chop up a bulb of garlic for me. He did it super fast and when he was done, I realized that he kept the hard ends … Continue reading
While Patch is highly educated and very informed on current events, he also always make time for me and the boy. However, with anything else, he feels like it’s not … Continue reading