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The Hubs Edition #16 – Short Cut to Short Beans

Ask my husband to cut off the ends of 6 inch long beans, he will put the beans together and cut off all the ends to save time and we … Continue reading

February 27, 2014 · 1 Comment

The Hubs Edition #15 – Where’s the Remote?

I asked the hubs where the remote is because he was the last person to use it.  Without looking up from his laptop, he said no. So I looked everywhere … Continue reading

February 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #14- He Wears Blinders

Patch must be wearing invisible blinders on at all times.  How else would you explain the fact that when he washes dishes, he only washes only what’s directly under the … Continue reading

February 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #13 – He Wins This Time

After years of emptying the bread crusties in the toaster by turning it over the sink and whacking did I realize that there’s a removable crumb tray at the bottom … Continue reading

January 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #12 – Payback Time

The hubs replaced our shower curtain with this one. It’s nice on the packaging and my son likes counting the little windows… Until you walk in in the middle of … Continue reading

January 18, 2014 · 1 Comment

The Hubs Edition #11- Amazing Race

Patch and I can work together on most things, ok, just one thing – putting together IKEA furniture.  I read the manual and he puts it together. Actually, one time … Continue reading

December 31, 2013 · 2 Comments

The Hubs Edition #10 – Flying Toenails, Hidden Toes

Somehow Patch thinks that putting a letter size paper under his foot would catch all his toenails.  Because you know, every clip is followed by toenails falling down obediently onto … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #9 – Subtle Murder

Patch has been ‘seasoning’ his cast iron pan for the past week.  He couldn’t pick a better time to do it other than at night with all the windows closed … Continue reading

November 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #8 – Pay First, Ask Later

The hubs hired a guy from a car forum to install a radio in his car.  I asked him how much it costs and he said he doesn’t know.  I … Continue reading

November 1, 2013 · 3 Comments

The Hubs Edition #7 – Leave, Space Sucking Demons!

In an effort to de-clutter, my husband and I are trying to put all our clothes in our matching dressers.  My husband said that he had no room. It seemed … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · 4 Comments

The Hubs Edition #6 – Just Sayin’…

I thought recently after Patch said I nag too much… just maybe… If men (I had to put men in general so that it’s not like I’m singling him out) … Continue reading

May 29, 2013 · 3 Comments

The Hubs Edition #5 – Follow My Nose

If you want to find my husband, just follow the trail of socks on the floor or lights that are left on during the day.

April 30, 2013 · 1 Comment

The Hubs Edition #4 – “Honey, Where is Everything?”

It’s not hard to hide things from the hubs, just move it an inch from his line of sight.

April 17, 2013 · 1 Comment

The Hubs Edition #3 – He Likes to Keep Me Busy

When Patch is done with his cup of water, rather than rinsing it, he throws it in the dirty pot of oily water soaking in the sink… causing me three … Continue reading

April 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

The Hubs Edition #2 – We’re Not Running a Restaurant

I’ve asked Patch to chop up a bulb of garlic for me.  He did it super fast and when he was done, I realized that he kept the hard ends … Continue reading

March 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition #1 – Customs Faux Pas

While Patch is highly educated and very informed on current events, he also always make time for me and the boy.  However, with anything else, he feels like it’s not … Continue reading

February 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Hubs Edition # – The Flick

It takes the husband a few seconds to wash his hands.  I don’t know why he bothers.  I hear the faucet go on and off but I know he uses … Continue reading

February 27, 2013 · Leave a comment