Kids are expensive. Scratch that. Daughters are expensive. True dat. … unless your son asks you to help with his child support.
My son: mmm… I like chicken. Patch: That’s not chicken, it’s duck. My son: mmm… I like duck. Mommy that’s going to mommy hell: That’s Pato. You are eating Pato. … Continue reading
Only the mainland chinese would ignore my boy when he says “HI!” to them. Just say Hi back and he will be on his way. Isn’t that common courtesy regardless … Continue reading
I asked my son what his favourite drink is and he’ll say Balloonini. Ask him what’s in a Balloonini and he’ll say Kok Kok. Ask him what’s a kok kok … Continue reading
*Little girl comes over to poke my son’s helium balloon with a wand.* Girl’s Dad: You have a balloon here, don’t break the boy’s balloon. *Girl keeps poking at my … Continue reading
Since conventional training doesn’t work, I tell my 2 year old, “If you poo in your diaper, your bum will eat the poo and come out of your mouth.” And … Continue reading
Taught my 2 year old some simple vocab of household items, one of them being the clock that hanging on the wall. Now he’s starting to put words together, not … Continue reading
I’m a fan of labels, I even have my own heavy duty and handheld labels. I label my son’s dresser (mainly for Patch but he doesn’t follow it anyway – … Continue reading