I cook clean yell at kids work clean repeat & I AM ALL ABOUT EFFICIENCY
Wishing everyone a safe and cavity-free Halloween! Don’t forget to brush your kids’ teeth the next morning because you know that they will be sneaking candy in their beds tonight!
As a make up artist, my classic Joker costume would be perfect this year, however, I didn’t have the energy to apply (and take off) the make up with a baby in NICU so I just slap on a mask and did 5 hours of weight training every night instead.
This year we are passing out Doritos and chocolates but I made a special purchase for those potheads that come undressed this year! Crappy ass filler candies. Haha, suck it. We’re so gonna get a firecracker through the mailbox, eh?